Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Pineapple.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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