What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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derp

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Your text.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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