- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Vagina cream... end of story

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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