A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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woman's rights

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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