- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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