- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A Mormon walks into a bar

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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