- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.