why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Irish sobriety

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

I am dyslexic

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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