A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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