Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Ain't idn't a word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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