What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

I'm gay.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A hill billy went fishing

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

I have an idea! You leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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