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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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