Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

knock,knock you suck

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Shea's sty....

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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