19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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