What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Continents are large islands.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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