Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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i like men but im not gay

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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