- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock knock open

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Joke

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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