- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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