Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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N-E Pats never cheated

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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