- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

i keep getting thumbs down...

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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