How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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