- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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