- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Guest what? Dog

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's the difference between a duck?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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