"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Anything involving women..

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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the holocaust

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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