Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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A blind man watches TV

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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