- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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