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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Anthony sucks

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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