- Anti Joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds