Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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