- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

knock knock whos there? nobody

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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