- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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