- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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