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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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