- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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