4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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