- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why are white people white? I don't know

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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