- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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