why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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