- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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