Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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are u black unlucky

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Dont read this joke

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Atheism

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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