Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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