- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

what goes boo a sock

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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