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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

your face

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.