- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's brown an sticky Shit

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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