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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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