What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

hey hey apple

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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