- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I'm gay.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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