Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

[Set up] [No punch line]

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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