BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Roses are flowers.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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