Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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