what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Immigration Laws

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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