- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

why did the black guy die? cancer

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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