You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why? Because.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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baloney sandwich

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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