- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

knock knock!? . . No.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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