What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Your Mother

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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