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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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