What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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