- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Equal rights!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Justin Bieber.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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