aodhan hearty

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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don't just stand there

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Jimmy Saville

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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