A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Tall asians

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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women's rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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