How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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I like touching my boobs

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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The Oakland Raiders

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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