how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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