Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

rocky is here again.......................

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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