- Anti Joke

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

knock knock who's there? faith

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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