- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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