whats hairy and crys your mom

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

speak now or forever hold your pee

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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