- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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