- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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