- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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