Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I like the color potato.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Anti Joke

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