How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

men's rights activists

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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