A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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