XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

G:nock nock B:come in!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

I enjoy Popcorn

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Amanda Knox walks home free.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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