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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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