Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Anti Joke

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