- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

richard is fag

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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