What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Vagina Boob

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A hill billy went fishing

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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