knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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