What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Who is John Galt?

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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