A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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