What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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