- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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