What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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No!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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