how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

pauls tuck

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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