- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Knock Knock. Come in.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the chicken cross the road?

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

wanna hear a joke? yes

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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