- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock, Knock Come in

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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