BIG MAC'S

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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