- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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