- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's the difference between a duck?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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