Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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homosexual

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Anti Joke

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