- Anti Joke

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard