What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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