Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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