who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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