- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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