What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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