- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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