Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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