- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

69

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??