A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

black people

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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