Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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