- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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