- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Women's rights.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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