What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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