- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

mitchell palmer sucks

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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