- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Chris is hairy

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