- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Cancer.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Vaginal secretions

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A man penetrates another man.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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