roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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One day a man walked into a wall

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Communism hehe xd

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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PENIS

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tommy is retared

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

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