Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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