What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Cliterus

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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