My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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