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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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