- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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