- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Feminism.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Robert Mugabe.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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