- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Penis

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Fat people

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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