- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A woman wears a dress.

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