Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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