- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

your mama's so fat... that's it

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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