- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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