an american walks out of a strip club.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Jebron Lames.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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