- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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