What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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