- Anti Joke

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage