a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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