I Have a Black Friend

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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