Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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I? Everett

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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womans having rights.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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