What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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