How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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I like poop in my butt

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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